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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(219): View more from Indiana

you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.

(949): View more from California

she's my drunk super hero.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(410): View more from Maryland

She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(256): View more from Alabama

He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.

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(845): View more from New York

Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..

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