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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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