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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.

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(214): View more from Texas

okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you

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(760): View more from California

Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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(330): View more from Ohio

We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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(858): View more from California

God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.

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