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(804): View more from Virginia

i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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(408): View more from California

Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this

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(904): View more from Florida

Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(352): View more from Florida

Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.

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What?

(352): View more from Florida

Just dont open the beer drawer.

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