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(651): View more from Minnesota

All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

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(440): View more from Ohio

So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

(828): View more from North Carolina

how high are you?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night

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