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(732): View more from New Jersey

just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer

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(352): View more from Florida

I used to practice getting hit by cars.

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(803): View more from South Carolina

there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

(580): View more from Oklahoma

Really.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"

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(207): View more from Maine

my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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(409): View more from Texas

We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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