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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem

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#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder

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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour

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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work

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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.

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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!

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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila

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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."

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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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