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(972): View more from Texas

I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.

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(574): View more from Indiana

she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to

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(712): View more from Iowa

Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.

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With a fannypack full of drugs.

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(323): View more from California

In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm drunk at 3:28

(816): View more from Missouri

I'm jealous as shit at 3:34

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(425): View more from Washington

I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

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(716): View more from New York

YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.

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