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(302): View more from Delaware

You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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(941): View more from Florida

He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21

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(562): View more from California

Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook

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(815): View more from Illinois

also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey

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(906): View more from Michigan

A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.

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