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(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.

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(425): View more from Washington

Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.

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(630): View more from Illinois

When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.

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(913): View more from Kansas

some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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(509): View more from Washington

Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.

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(205): View more from Alabama

you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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