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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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