Texts From Last Night · ogimaakwe's Favorites

ogimaakwe's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails. http://tfl.nu/8vyo

Replies (10) Good night (3763) Bad night (1366)
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick. http://tfl.nu/lewu

Replies (258) Good night (4574) Bad night (79678) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating. http://tfl.nu/umg8

Replies (34) Good night (17087) Bad night (1426) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(913): View more from Kansas

Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

You're the best girlfriend ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(913): Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat. (1-913): You're the best girlfriend ever. http://tfl.nu/imen

Replies (144) Good night (39958) Bad night (1336) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking. http://tfl.nu/ilmx

Replies (111) Good night (50737) Bad night (1680) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" http://tfl.nu/uoap

Replies (833) Good night (142363) Bad night (9363) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life" http://tfl.nu/u5wp

Replies (175) Good night (51785) Bad night (5726)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

(443): View more from Maryland

wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd (443): wasted? (410): im pocohantasssss http://tfl.nu/gql6

Replies (109) Good night (43996) Bad night (2016)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ". http://tfl.nu/tf5y

Replies (386) Good night (40821) Bad night (3903)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration". http://tfl.nu/m5rh

Replies (87) Good night (51391) Bad night (3163) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down http://tfl.nu/yeuq

Replies (206) Good night (51792) Bad night (2768) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(321): Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting. http://tfl.nu/c1w6

Replies (139) Good night (43992) Bad night (9357)
Favorite
(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): View more from California

and you said?

(510): View more from California

that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76

Replies (301) Good night (100482) Bad night (5754)
Favorite
(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"... http://tfl.nu/2wkl

Replies (485) Good night (173326) Bad night (6946) Order T-Shirt

ogimaakwe's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: