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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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(541): View more from Oregon

If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?

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(217): View more from Illinois

you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(917): View more from New York City

she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up

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(406): View more from Montana

Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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