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awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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