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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(757): View more from Virginia

I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

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(248): View more from Michigan

he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury

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(313): View more from Michigan

I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(773): View more from Illinois

once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up

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(360): View more from Washington

Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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