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(727): View more from Florida

We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(256): View more from Alabama

He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it

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(305): View more from Florida

Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?

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(727): View more from Florida

Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize

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(216): View more from Ohio

he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

(513): View more from Ohio

so is it as big as he says?

(216): View more from Ohio

he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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(509): View more from Washington

She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after

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