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(310): View more from California

He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna

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(651): View more from Minnesota

you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(949): View more from California

Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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(210): View more from Texas

yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."

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(941): View more from Florida

She is totally STD

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Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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(518): View more from New York

he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

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