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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(954): View more from Florida

8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.

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(360): View more from Washington

Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.

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(631): View more from New York

This beer is not sobering me up at all

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