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(440): View more from Ohio

My astrological sign? Vagitarius.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(714): View more from California

OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

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(646): View more from New York

My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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(858): View more from California

Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.

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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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