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(905): View more from Toronto

Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better

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(214): View more from Texas

probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time

(972): View more from Texas

i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"

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(512): View more from Texas

She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(316): View more from Kansas

No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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