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(415): View more from California

Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".

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(240): View more from Maryland

this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.

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(716): View more from New York

she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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(904): View more from Florida

Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

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