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(312): View more from Illinois

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(818): View more from California

That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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(212): View more from New York

I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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(440): View more from Ohio

The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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(219): View more from Indiana

rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

(847): View more from Illinois

Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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