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(732): View more from New Jersey

come over i need a lifeguard for my shower

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(913): View more from Kansas

sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.

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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

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