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(517): View more from Michigan

My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.

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(785): View more from Kansas

It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.

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(301): View more from Maryland

A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting

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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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