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(619): View more from California

I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon

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(618): View more from Illinois

You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

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(435): View more from Utah

he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!

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