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(443): View more from Maryland

Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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(917): View more from New York City

M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(786): View more from Florida

He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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(330): View more from Ohio

so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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i hate you

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(573): View more from Missouri

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.

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