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(646): View more from New York

If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Big girls don't cry they get day drunk

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(207): View more from Maine

Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

You would never do this sober.

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(415): View more from California

I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.

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(970): View more from Colorado

They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(

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(541): View more from Oregon

Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples

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