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(951): View more from California

So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.

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(813): View more from Florida

How am I a tease?

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Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.

(813): View more from Florida

ONLY PART OF IT.

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(647): View more from Ontario

You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"

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(352): View more from Florida

I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.

(917): View more from New York City

I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.

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