Texts From Last Night · kayc327's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

kayc327's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(413): View more from Massachusetts

In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.

Fav 48 8330 2401
share tweet
(585): View more from New York

He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.

Fav 26 8367 1631
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Fav 842 146086 10743
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.

Fav 82 31325 2833
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT