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(406): View more from Montana

Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband

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(970): View more from Colorado

I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.

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(954): View more from Florida

I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.

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(713): View more from Texas

I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome

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(616): View more from Michigan

You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.

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