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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me

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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."

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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.

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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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how did that work out?

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Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??

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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed

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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.

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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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