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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.

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(214): View more from Texas

You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.

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(518): View more from New York

whiskey

(914): View more from New York

stop

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tequila

(914): View more from New York

you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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