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(617): View more from Massachusetts

when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra

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(613): View more from Ontario

the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek

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(951): View more from California

I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(203): View more from Connecticut

First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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