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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The stripper told Tom to sort his life out

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(410): View more from Maryland

She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(612): View more from Minnesota

it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust

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(718): View more from New York

knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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