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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.

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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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Midgetier?

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Smaller, yet meaner.

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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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(845): View more from New York

you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away

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