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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
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