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(310): View more from California

Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears

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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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(310): View more from California

i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(805): View more from California

found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.

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