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(479): View more from Arkansas

I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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(775): View more from Nevada

Sure. But we have to be quiet.

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Ninja mode activated

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself

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You mean maximum 5?

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(410): View more from Maryland

It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.

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You have a very discerning palate.

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(312): View more from Illinois

The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I need rollerblades now

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Rollerblades pick up bitches

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(517): View more from Michigan

To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you

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(530): View more from California

Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.

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