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(425): View more from Washington

I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.

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(310): View more from California

Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea

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(501): View more from Arkansas

No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything

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(+61): View more from Australia

i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit

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(210): View more from Texas

It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face

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(516): View more from New York

He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.

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(970): View more from Colorado

My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?

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