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(815): View more from Illinois

If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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