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(248): View more from Michigan

about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(480): View more from Arizona

this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?

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(660): View more from Missouri

We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

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(206): View more from Washington

My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was

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