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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(334): View more from Alabama

God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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(516): View more from New York

I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"

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(785): View more from Kansas

Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now

(1-484): View more from Pennsylvania

sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

:)

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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