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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.

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(410): View more from Maryland

What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?

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(516): View more from New York

Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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