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(313): View more from Michigan

The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.

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(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(212): View more from New York

how are things with the new girl?

(917): View more from New York City

good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

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