Texts From Last Night

drunkcrunk's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK. http://tfl.nu/jmv1
  Replies (18) Good night (2108) Bad night (510) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking http://tfl.nu/sj60
  Replies (8) Good night (3251) Bad night (538) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer. http://tfl.nu/jibz
  Replies (52) Good night (36743) Bad night (1655) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat http://tfl.nu/dy7q
  Replies (3) Good night (1715) Bad night (447) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ? http://tfl.nu/d8rt
  Replies (28) Good night (4271) Bad night (643) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper? http://tfl.nu/q7x9
  Replies (17) Good night (4184) Bad night (673) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet. http://tfl.nu/wpea
  Replies (2) Good night (1932) Bad night (1426) Order T-Shirt