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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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