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(605): View more from South Dakota

You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

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(903): View more from Texas

I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish

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