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(251): View more from Alabama

i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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(631): View more from New York

I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.

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(818): View more from California

Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

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