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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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