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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(804): View more from Virginia

She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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(516): View more from New York

OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."

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